Was Magnum PI a pimp?

Probably not. Actually he almost definitely wasn't. But in my attempt at a 'Miami Vice' pimp I think I've accidentally incriminated a certain Mr Selleck - I can only apologise... but it was a good night..

Since Justin Lee Collins last went native, the Cheltenham Road hasn't seen such wanton displays of attention-seeking. Never mind though, Joe was hot, Abe was pious (kind of) and the belle of the ball, Jane, was resplendent in a purple haze of fluff and shiny stuff....

I went home with the vicar....